{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Escape from Unknowable Conservatory","home_page_url":"https://unknowableconservatory.fireside.fm","feed_url":"https://unknowableconservatory.fireside.fm/json","description":"Dante Pendragon (not his real name) was magically transported to a cursed university in the world of Adstrata.  Now, trapped in a magical world with only the disembodied head of a former dark lord known as Tony (also not his real name) to keep him company, Dante cobbled together enough equipment to broadcast a plea for help into the world.  Sadly, the magical university of  will not let anyone know it's name or location.  Without means of escape, Dante now finds himself attempting to help everyone in Adstrata communicate using his hit broadcast, Escape from Unknowable Conservatory...or as local's call it...the news.\r\n\r\nCatch the latest breaking news, community outreach, and weather updates for the world of Adstrata, right here\r\n","_fireside":{"subtitle":"Dante Pendragon (not his real name) and the disembodied head of the evil dark lord Tony (also not his real name) lead this monthly news show from the mystical world of Adstrata","pubdate":"2025-12-26T14:00:00.000-05:00","explicit":false,"owner":"Drew Bakke","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/0/09367dee-1a8e-4d03-a8f4-b77558e2f56f/cover.jpg?v=2"},"items":[{"id":"ff7c48d4-563d-45b2-9d12-012b972c338e","title":"Episode 8: Oh the weather outside...","url":"https://unknowableconservatory.fireside.fm/8","content_text":"In this episode, Dante shares with Tony and Adstrata some of the celebrations in the colder months from Earth.  \n\nAs pilgrimage season comes to a close, the city of Thorvulthia wants to let listeners know how they can get additional aide.\n\nA listener with an urgent request for help reaches out.\n\nCan the Chaps from the Conservatory get her the help she needs?\n\nFind out on this episode!\n\nPlease follow us on our Patreon!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIn this episode, Dante shares with Tony and Adstrata some of the celebrations in the colder months from Earth.  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs pilgrimage season comes to a close, the city of Thorvulthia wants to let listeners know how they can get additional aide.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA listener with an urgent request for help reaches out.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCan the Chaps from the Conservatory get her the help she needs?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFind out on this episode!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/DantePendragon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePlease follow us on our Patreon!\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Dante shares some Earth Holiday traditions and a listener asks for help","date_published":"2025-12-26T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/09367dee-1a8e-4d03-a8f4-b77558e2f56f/ff7c48d4-563d-45b2-9d12-012b972c338e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32664694,"duration_in_seconds":1224}]},{"id":"a35ee87b-33c6-4f7e-a8a7-7ac2df740ffb","title":"Episode 7: Back in the Saddle","url":"https://unknowableconservatory.fireside.fm/7","content_text":"Last time, everything went to heck in a handbasket!  \n\nIt has taken a few months to set things right, but Dante has returned to catch you up with the Unknowable Conservatory","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eLast time, everything went to heck in a handbasket!  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has taken a few months to set things right, but Dante has returned to catch you up with the Unknowable Conservatory\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"After a minor life-threatening event, Dante is back with another episode!","date_published":"2025-11-28T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/09367dee-1a8e-4d03-a8f4-b77558e2f56f/a35ee87b-33c6-4f7e-a8a7-7ac2df740ffb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28958913,"duration_in_seconds":1212}]},{"id":"d16bfc88-95be-43dc-b076-a5345d49d6f5","title":"Episode 6: Son of a Beach","url":"https://unknowableconservatory.fireside.fm/6","content_text":"Thank you so much for taking this adventure with us!\n\nPlease visit our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DantePendragon\n\nIf you would like to have your adventures in Adstrata mentioned on the show, please email us at Communitynews@unknowableconservatory.com\n\nSound effects for this episode come from Pixabay.  Specifically from 'freesound_community', 'Universfield', 'Dragon-Studio', and 'GregorQuendel_SoundDesign'.  Links to the \ncreate teams whose sounds I used appear in the liner notes for this episode.\nhttps://pixabay.com/users/freesound_community-46691455/\nhttps://pixabay.com/users/gregorquendel_sounddesign-33044339/\nhttps://pixabay.com/users/dragon-studio-38165424/\nhttps://pixabay.com/users/universfield-28281460/\n\nWe will be taking a short break for a few months while I take some time to get married!  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